i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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