Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
