plz talk dirty to me
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
