Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My ATM looks so different sober.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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