Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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