so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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