i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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