i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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