I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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