You can't special order awesome
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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