do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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