Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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