It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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