Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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