Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Congratulations! We have a period
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