It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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