Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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