Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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