Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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