He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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