you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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