Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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