Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
