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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

time to smoke my breakfast

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(406): View more from Montana

he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.

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(941): View more from Florida

so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.

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(205): View more from Alabama

We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.

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(513): View more from Ohio

both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage

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(402): View more from Nebraska

From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.

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(817): View more from Texas

I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party

(226): View more from Ontario

But the music was sooo good

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(541): View more from Oregon

It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to

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