we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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