is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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