4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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