I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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