Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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