Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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