It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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