no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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Spinning.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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