Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You're breaking my sexual little heart
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
