I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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