so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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