I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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