Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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