Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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