But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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