Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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