plz talk dirty to me
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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