You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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