A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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