Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
My pussy is not your playground.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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