She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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