his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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