Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
kristin has been a bad kristin
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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