She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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