i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize