**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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