just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
