Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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